While she may be a very talented actress capable of bringing home the Oscar gold, the woman is a fashion nightmare. It's almost as if she set out on a personal mission of making every single Worst Dressed list ever conceived. Today, we look at ten of the reasons we think Ms. Swinton shouldn't be allowed to choose her own clothing.
Seriously, folks. It looks like someone took a black trash bag, cut a hole for the head and ripped off one of the sleeves, which makes for an even scarier moment when that exposed arm is victoriously shaking an Oscar in the air. At the very best, it looks like a five-minute do-it-yourselfer. Gotta be on the red carpet in an hour? Grab a handy black satin bedsheet and sit down at the sewing machine.
This outfit looks like someone bronzed a Hawaiian shirt and the bottom half of a mermaid costume. And what is going on in the back? She looks like she's trying to smuggle a backpack underneath her clothes.
There comes a time in every woman's life when she just needs to dress like she belongs in a Tibetan monastery. With this ultra-white tunic, billowy on the ends and awkwardly wrapped in the middle, with sandals to match, Tilda looks like she's ready to spend the afternoon wandering the countryside with Jesus and company.
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